29 March 2007

a bit of German - un pò di tedesco e di OPOSSUM

beh per quanto segue devo ringraziare la mia "graziavvocato"

La lingua tedesca è abbastanza semplice da imparare. Una persona che conosce un po' di latino e di declinazioni si sentirà abbastanza sicura anche in Germania. Questo è, per lo meno, quello che dicono gli insegnanti di tedesco durante la prima lezione...

Il primo passo è comprare un corso di tedesco, come l'eccellente edizione, pubblicata a Dortmund, che parla della tribù degli ottentotti (Hottentotten).

Il libro spiega che gli opossum (Beutelratten) vengono catturati e messi in ceste di vimini (Lattengitter) chiuse. Queste gabbie, in tedesco vengono chiamate Lattengitterkoffer; e se al loro interno vi è un opossum catturato, si chiamano Beutelrattenlattengitterkoffer.

Un giorno, gli ottentotti catturano un assassino (Attentäter) accusato di aver ucciso una delle madri (Mutter) degli ottentotti (Hottentottenmutter), madre di uno stupido e balbuziente (Stottertrottel). Questo tipo di madre, in tedesco è chiamato Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter e il suo uccisore

Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentäter.

Si deve sapere che quando gli ottentotti catturano un individuo, lo mettono nella cesta per gli opossum (Beutelrattenlattengitterkoffer).

Ma l'assassino riesce a fuggire: inizia la ricerca!

Dopo qualche tempo uno dei guerrieri va dal capo: "Ho catturato l'assassino (Attentäter)."

"Sì? Quale assassino?" chiede il capo. "Beutelrattenlattengitterkofferattentäter." risponde il guerriero. "Cosa? L'assassino che è nella cesta dell'opossum fatta di vimini?" chiede il capo. "Certo!" dice il guerriero "Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentäter (l'uccisore della
mamma dell'ottentotto stupido e balbuziente)."
"Ah" dice il capo degli ottentotti "Fin dall'inizio avresti potuto dire che avevi catturato
l'Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterbeutelrattenlattengitterkofferattentäter!".
Come tutti possono vedere, il tedesco è una lingua facile e piacevole.

esempio di opossum in libertà!

72 comments:

Paula said...

dear Brother, I can guess what you wrote.:-). Well, things are not so dire in fact. :-)

forget me not said...

mi sto sbudellando dalle risate! Mio figlio vuole studiare anche un pò di Tedesco all'uni. Forse ci ripenserà se vedrà questo!

monica said...

stupendo

Simona said...

io l'ho sempre saputo che il tedesco......

MUISTO said...

:-)

I could only read (understand) the German words. But I have never used them so far.

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